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 Happy Hour » Blog Archive » 10 Frases Chistosas

10 Frases Chistosas

¡Si tienes otras que compartirnos pues genial!…
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1. Lo importante no es saber, sino tener el teléfono del que sabe.

2. No hay mujer fea solo belleza rara.

3. La pereza es la madre de todos los vicios, y como a la madre hay que respetarla.

4. Estoy preñado de ideas, pero no las puedo parir.

5. Las niñas buenas van al cielo y las malas a todas partes.

6. Si un pájaro te dice que estás loco, debes estarlo pues los pájaros no hablan.

7. No te metas en el mundo de las drogas, ya somos muchos y hay muy poca.

8. Pez que lucha contra la corriente, muere electrocutado.

9. Estudiar es desconfiar de la inteligencia del compañero de al lado.

10. Es bueno dejar el trago, lo malo es no acordarse dónde.

Una respuesta

  1. Leonardo dice:

    So cool!!!!

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